dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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