Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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