I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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