One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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