my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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