marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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