Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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