at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.