Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
