youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
bring money and cleavage
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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