You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Shame is for Republicans.
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