Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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