Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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