all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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