I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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