You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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