Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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