I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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