can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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