Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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