You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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