16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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