she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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