too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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