woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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