I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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