Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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