We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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