Having a random hookup so left but love u
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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