Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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