I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
COCAINE IS GR8
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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