Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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