Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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