how hairy? two words: wookie tits
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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