i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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