do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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