But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
