Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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