I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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