He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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