I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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