So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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