please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
