nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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