I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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