I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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