3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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