I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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