So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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