Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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