I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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