I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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