Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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