Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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