If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
