her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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