i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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